LEGAL TRASH

The lawyers made us write this. Don't read it.

1. WE STEAL YOUR DATA (KIND OF)

Look, we use cookies. Everyone uses cookies. We use them to remember that you like cheap sneakers and half-price headphones. We don't sell your data to the government, mostly because they wouldn't pay enough.

2. NO REFUNDS, EVER

We are an aggregator. We don't sell the products; we just find the deals. If you buy a toaster and it explodes, talk to the toaster company. We are just the messenger. Don't shoot the messenger.

3. DON'T SUE US

By using this site, you agree that you cannot sue us for emotional distress caused by our ugly color scheme. It's called "art," look it up.

LAST UPDATED: WHEN WE FELT LIKE IT